Financial Woes

Hello, before I write this blog I cant tell whether its going to be a good one, in fact im more bored so I thought I would update with whats going on.

I always like to start with the most interesting news in my life or something that has annoyed me. But again there is nothing of great value happening (oh no, not again). Well, today I have decided I am poor, and I am getting poorer and poorer every week as I don't have enough work and live a rich fulfilling lifestyle. It dawned on me yesterday that I have to save £300-400 ish for holiday and before that I have...

-Wembley (£100)
-Clarice's Birthday - (£££) <---- Thats a secret.
-Gorillaz (???) <----- Ok, I dont know about this one, but I hope.
-My Birthday (Whatever it costs to get fucked?)
-Join UKIP (£10)
-Future life


The last one I more mean on a scale that when I can drink it will be much easier to go pub'in with mates for a social gathering. All in all, that is a fuck load of money which I dont have. My thoughts are slowly turning to prostitution, but even that would be difficult to find customers. I did actually attempt to get a job in a book shop in the Marlands but seeing that the till does not automatically add up, and everything was like '70%' off, my brain couldnt cope with that amount of counting. But I would have been good at standing there looking helpful.

To carry on with this stark revelation I am having to sell personal belongings to fund my habit. Of these includes Modern Warfare 2 which is currently on Ebay, my old mobile phone and a Gorillaz book. I was going to sell my signed Gorillaz book but couldn't bring myself to it. How could you sell something signed by the illustrator (who is a genius) and the drummer of Gorillaz? Anyway im selling the other copy, its a long story, but I have two of the same book. But yeh, this is how desperate times are. But on the plus side, Nigel Farage on Question Time tonight, hope he puts a good message across.

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